Lord of the Flies Episode - 11/26/03

Bart: Wow, God is so in your face
Homer: Yea, he's my favorite fictional character

Skinner: Order, order...do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?

Bart: Go apple!
Nelson: Go orange!
Ralph: Go banana...[after bus crashes]...Go banana!

Ralph: I eated the purple berries...ah..ooh...ah
Bart: How are they Ralph?
Ralph: They taste like burning
Bart: There we go, food patrol blew it!

Japanese Fisherman #1: Do we need another slave laborer in the cannery?
Japanese Fisherman #2: You can never have enough slave laborers

Twin: I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!

Nelson: Who put the Duchess of Dork in charge?

Homer:Ooh, they have the internet on computers now!