In an effort to help us Republicans get through those Democratic debates and TV appearances, we need to be completely trashed. In order to do this, we here at TBR have launched the Democratic Drinking Game. When you hear one of the following phrases, do the action assigned in the right column. Play and make an "ass" of yourself!
Joe Lieberman	>
"We need to win the White House...me and Al Gore already did."	Take a shot
Joe defends Israel	Funnel for the entire speech on said topic
John Kerry	>
"When I was in Vietnam..."	Take a shot
"I voted for the mandate for international support."	Take a shot
John Edwards	>
"Born in a small town"	Find some moonshine, baby!
"Halliburton sweetheart deals"	Take a shot
Dick Gephardt	>
"Miserable Failure"	Chase with a coke or club soda
"Well, I told George W. Bush..."	Chase with beer
Howard Dean	>
"In Vermont..."	Smoke 'em if you got 'em
"I want to be the candidate for guys with confederate flags on the back of their pickups."	Take a shot, pref. whiskey
Dean gets angry	1 shot first time, 2 shots the second time, etc.